Apparently. Leave it to CK to think my ascending to national office is a good idea. I see my "Why Can't We All Just Get Along" policy making it all the way...
Things that would change if I were President:
1) Labor Day would be known as Karaoke Day.
2) The NTSB hires El Al security for all flights, so that we don't have to worry about the deadly potential of a tube of toothpaste or a bottle of contact lens cleaner.
3) Room for bloggers in the Presidential Press Corps.
4) Everyone will be able to spell Kustanowitz.
5) Words to "Stars and Stripes Forever" to be officially changed to "Three cheers for the red, white and blue/cause a duck may be somebody's mother..."
6) No interrupting prime time TV for Presidential addresses unless it's a rerun.
7) International relations and treaty negotiations via Twitter.
8) Every Tuesday, a televised Scrabulous tournament between me, Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen titled "Nu? It's Your Move, Already!"
9) White House Press Secretary: Jon Stewart
10) Director of Homeland Security: Jack Bauer.
Karaoke day?? Seriously?
Can I come play in the scrabulous game? Sounds like FUUUUNNNNN.....
I hear John Stewart, but Jack Bauer??? How 'bout some props for a mossad agent or something. OK, I know that misses out on the humor factor, but...
Posted by: Wine Tasting Guy | September 02, 2008 at 08:30 PM