This just in, Justin thinks Britney's husband is "gross."
Kevin Federline reportedly responded with "I'm rubber and you're glue, homeboy." Then, he stopped, thought for a minute (during which onlookers recalled smelling an odor not unlike burning rubber), and added, "Oh yeah?"
Justin then parried with "I was here first, dude."
K-Fed then resorted to "Dude!" followed by "I heard your mama controls your career." Then Justin unsheathed the predictable it-had-to-be-said "Well, at least I have a career."
Britney, holding Sean Preston atop her hip, was overheard saying, "oh, come on y'all...it's all love, y'all...let's have a dance-off, and then we'll like totally give the winner a lifetime supply of Kabbalah water."
In related news, Jennifer Aniston called ex-husband Brad Pitt a "poopyhead" and Lindsay Lohan referred to ex Wilmer Valderrama as "That 70s Show guy."
Flippin' hilarious, baby!
Posted by: Fun Joel | April 03, 2006 at 12:41 PM