According to Britney's official site, a Kabbalahbaby is on its way to the Federlines. I'm not sure where they're registered, but I figured since [Esther winces in embarrassment] I bought her Greatest Hits album from BMG (which I so need to quit before I engage in other similarly asinine purchases), those royalties can be applied toward the diaper genie or the Peg Perego.
B'sha'ah tovah, Brit. Say goodbye to those rock-hard abs and cigarettes and hello to becoming an adult. Or at least, the celebrity permutation of an adult, wherein your responsibilities include spending a hundred grand a year for childcare so that you can continue your busy life and perusal of the Kabbalah.
But name your kid Esther and you're on my list, girlfriend.
Kabbalahbaby? I prefer Baby Cheeto.
Posted by: C | April 13, 2005 at 08:37 AM
That website scared me, a lot. What's with all the bubbles that resemble wombs (oh and the flowers)? Does symbolism mean nothing to Brit?
Posted by: Petitedov | April 13, 2005 at 11:55 AM
Perhaps now the lyrics will be "Have My Baby One More Time"?
Posted by: T.A.B. | April 13, 2005 at 11:59 AM
She can read the Kabbalah all she wants, that baby's gonna be Cracker all the way through.
Posted by: ken | April 13, 2005 at 02:27 PM
i wonder if the baptism will be in Kabbalah water?
Posted by: chai18 | April 13, 2005 at 06:10 PM
You know, things that are put out on the Internet remain there forever. You may wish to erase that confession about the, uh, CD purchase.
Posted by: T_M | April 14, 2005 at 12:07 PM