THIS JUST IN: A letter from the Material Girl to the George Boy Boy George
Dear Boy,
You're a poopie-head. As Kabbalah says, if you can't find anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I'm throwing the Zohar at you for your lashon hara.
Is this about that Hebrew shirt you wore in the video for "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" You know that the words on it, "Tarbut Agudah", while they literally mean "Culture Club," should have been constructed a little differently in order to be correct in the Holy Tongue, right? It should have been "Agudat Tarbut," the Club of Culture. But you and I have been over this before. I don't understand your insistence on taking the higher road when the road isn't yours to take.
In summation, I'm rubber, and you're glue, and all your negativity just bounces off my mystical sefirot and adheres, gumlike, to you.
So write some songs and let's tour soon, m'kay?
Love,
Madonna
priceless!
the "i'm rubber, you're glue" part wins blog paragraph of the year, hands down.
Posted by: ariela | March 14, 2005 at 04:19 AM
I tried to be a boy...
I tried to be a girl...
I tried to be a mess...
I tried to be the best...
http://www.soundclick.com/adonaiiis
Posted by: Adonaiiis | April 15, 2005 at 09:16 AM
I tried to be a boy...
I tried to be a girl...
I tried to be a mess...
I tried to be the best...
http://www.soundclick.com/adonaiiis
Posted by: Adonaiiis | April 15, 2005 at 09:19 AM
Oh, c'mon! If Boy George was in a band named "Culture Club" it would make much more sense for him to wear a shirt that LITERALLY translated to "CULTURE CLUB" in Hebrew (even though it might be grammatically incorrect) rather than "Club of Culture" -- That would make no sense whatsoever as that is NOT the name of the band he was in...
Posted by: Andrew | January 02, 2006 at 03:50 AM