...contemplation of the year gone by and repentance for the areas where we fell short?
NOPE. (At least not in this post.) Instead of all those things, see how a Michael Jackson parody video transforms into something even more horrifying...
Keep your eyes on the little boy with the Coke-bottle glasses. He's got "breakout star" written all over him.(on Twitter, via Hadassah Sabo Milner, of InThePink)