can we vote for tom brokaw for president?
if the drinking game for the VP debate was "maverick," the one for the P debate is now officially "cronyism"
the debate summed up: one candidate stands
and speaks. the other candidate sits and smirks. then they switch.
lather, rinse, repeat.
my band, Million Dollar Planetarium Projector, will be playing live after this debate
inside brokaw's head: "i'm the moderator...is it wrong to want to kick their asses?"
"...hair transplants...i might need one of those myself." welcome back to senatorial standup at the Ha-Ha Hut.
[estherk just lost consciousness for five minutes]
Holocaust! [@estherk is awake again]
"ooh, rock me, general petraeus!"
in the ring, throwing verbal punches. gloves are off. and they're decking the ref
holy cow, mccain just said "telegraph my punches" - is he following my twitterstream?
thanks, twitterverse, for keeping me company and semi-sane during these debates...
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