Pre-Blog: Prospective Band Names

Circa 1998 or so, a list of names for my non-existent band, some inspired by real-life events:

External Sources of Confusion
Let Me In: The Locked Door Experience
Alternate Forms of Cancer
Ready When You Are
Social Commentary
Space for Rent
Frank Lee Scarlett and the Damn-Givers
Cajun Living
Flash Cards
Vicarious Pasta
Carbon-Based Life Forms
Save Before You Quit
A Place LIke Home
Princess Looseleaf
Cornish Game Hens
Vegetarian Leather
Brand New Thesaurus
Radical Templates
Five Stoned Beatniks
Flying Yogurt Lids
Suicidal Fish
Lawyers on the Ocean Floor
Intro to Physics
Diplomatic Acts
No Apparent Reason
Marcy and the Pet Peeves
Pedestrian Audacity
Pet Supremacy
Miscellaneous Expenditures
Severed Digits
Dogs With Names
Anonymous Pets
Grammatically Incorrect

What's your favorite?