Rumor has it that Madonna's in talks with Lindsay Lohan's and Jessica Simpson's people about the possibility of creating a bondage-driven stage show for the MTV Video Music Awards that will in some ways act as a sequel to her famous Britney/Xtina kiss.
The logistics are tricky, though--with Lohan embracing Kabbalah and with her history of snubbing Simpson, it's going to take either a master diplomat or a lot of money. And I'm sure each of the youngsters are concerned that what happened with the kiss--everyone forgets Christina was even there and focuses on the kiss between Madge and Britney--will happen again, and no one wants to be the forgotten one in this trio. And with both of them vying for the same role in the Dallas movie, it could be all-out war.
Why bondage? Why even ask? This is Madonna we're talking about. And besides, who wouldn't like to beat Lohan and Simpson a little?
Will it really happen? Who knows, but we must consider the source: the story was posted by someone named Heather Honeypot.