Rumor has it that Madonna's in talks with Lindsay Lohan's and Jessica Simpson's people about the possibility of creating a bondage-driven stage show for the MTV Video Music Awards that will in some ways act as a sequel to her famous Britney/Xtina kiss.
The logistics are tricky, though--with Lohan embracing Kabbalah and with her history of snubbing Simpson, it's going to take either a master diplomat or a lot of money. And I'm sure each of the youngsters are concerned that what happened with the kiss--everyone forgets Christina was even there and focuses on the kiss between Madge and Britney--will happen again, and no one wants to be the forgotten one in this trio. And with both of them vying for the same role in the Dallas movie, it could be all-out war.
Why bondage? Why even ask? This is Madonna we're talking about. And besides, who wouldn't like to beat Lohan and Simpson a little?
Will it really happen? Who knows, but we must consider the source: the story was posted by someone named Heather Honeypot.
Well, since it sounds like Esther Madge may be Esther Madge no more, maybe she is going to take my advice and change her name to Dita? Perhaps this is a step toward this...
After all, like I said, I am Madonna now. She can't have her name back. She has to pick a new one. :P
Besides, there's never a bad reason to beat Lindsay and Jessica a bit.. And you have to bet
EstherDita is dying to smack Jessica around a bit for ripping off "Holiday".Posted by: Madonna | July 11, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Yeah, yeah. I just want you to know that I was approached first, but I thought, WTF? And round out my career by marrying one of my dancers, having a coupla babies and not being able to so much as drop a kid without it being all over the tabloids? Or perhaps I could be overshadowed by the "other one" in the scene and slip quietly into quasi-obscurity? In the end, I opted to just lay low and skip the latex. I think it's probably the better career choice.
Posted by: judi | July 11, 2006 at 03:06 PM