Surreal Life lovers, start your engines.
The next season's cast has been announced, and here it is for your pointless reference:
Baseball player Jose Canseco, Omarosa "I have a concussion so I need to eat lunch for an hour even though we're on a mission for Donald Trump and by the way, I hate Heidi" Manigault-Stallworth, surgically altered model Janice Dickinson, rapper Sandi Denton (Pepa, from Saltn-Pepa), Bronson "Meepos's Finest" Pinchot, Caprice (whoever that is), and
Canadian singer Corey Hart. motorcrosser Carey Hart (thanks to Gooch for that correction).
I'm just waiting to see who will be the focuse of Omarosa's rage: will it be Pepa or Janice? And will Bronson Pinchot "pull a Peter Brady" and show up as some supercut muscleman in an attempt to battle the legacy of being Balki? Maybe we should all start wearing our sunglasses at night while we talk about sex, baby.
(Hat tip: the inimitable Bex.)