A Letter from the Material Girl

THIS JUST IN: A letter from the Material Girl to the George Boy Boy George

Dear Boy,

You're a poopie-head. As Kabbalah says, if you can't find anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I'm throwing the Zohar at you for your lashon hara.

Is this about that Hebrew shirt you wore in the video for "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" You know that the words on it, "Tarbut Agudah", while they literally mean "Culture Club," should have been constructed a little differently in order to be correct in the Holy Tongue, right? It should have been "Agudat Tarbut," the Club of Culture. But you and I have been over this before. I don't understand your insistence on taking the higher road when the road isn't yours to take.

In summation, I'm rubber, and you're glue, and all your negativity just bounces off my mystical sefirot and adheres, gumlike, to you.

So write some songs and let's tour soon, m'kay?

Love,

Madonna

Comments

[ariela]

priceless!

the "i'm rubber, you're glue" part wins blog paragraph of the year, hands down.

[Adonaiiis]

I tried to be a boy...
I tried to be a girl...
I tried to be a mess...
I tried to be the best...

http://www.soundclick.com/adonaiiis

[Adonaiiis]

I tried to be a boy...
I tried to be a girl...
I tried to be a mess...
I tried to be the best...

http://www.soundclick.com/adonaiiis

[Andrew]

Oh, c'mon! If Boy George was in a band named "Culture Club" it would make much more sense for him to wear a shirt that LITERALLY translated to "CULTURE CLUB" in Hebrew (even though it might be grammatically incorrect) rather than "Club of Culture" -- That would make no sense whatsoever as that is NOT the name of the band he was in...