THIS JUST IN: A letter from the Material Girl to
the George Boy Boy George
You're a poopie-head. As Kabbalah says, if you can't find anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. I'm throwing the Zohar at you for your lashon hara.
Is this about that Hebrew shirt you wore in the video for "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" You know that the words on it, "Tarbut Agudah", while they literally mean "Culture Club," should have been constructed a little differently in order to be correct in the Holy Tongue, right? It should have been "Agudat Tarbut," the Club of Culture. But you and I have been over this before. I don't understand your insistence on taking the higher road when the road isn't yours to take.
In summation, I'm rubber, and you're glue, and all your negativity just bounces off my mystical sefirot and adheres, gumlike, to you.
So write some songs and let's tour soon, m'kay?