Because I didn't want to end this year on such a serious note, I thought I'd include a new feature that's bound to recur because it is such great fun. It is an ongoing series titled Adventures in KeywordLand, wherein I try to determine how people find me...
esther kustanowitz blog
Not surprising. They could have gotten JDaters Anonymous. But let's move on.
lindsay lohan, performances, watch, lip synching
Does Google mean to imply that I've been implying that LL might not do all her own singing? I would never impugn her artistic integrity like that. (I like to think that I impugn much more creatively.)
If they're looking for misspellings of celebrities' names, they've come to the wrong place.
snl talk amongst yourselves i'll give you a topic discuss quotes
Few people know that "Talk Amongst Yourselves I'll Give You a Topic Discuss Quotes" was the original title for the "Coffee Talk" sketch, but Lorne Michaels couldn't remember it.
portia di rossi ellen degeneres lesbians
Ah yes, finally my traffic benefits from the inclusion of celebrity lesbian exploits. In fact, adding this last sentence should boost my traffic again.
Hmm. You think so? I guess, in my own, carefully moderated rebellious way, I might be a renegade Jew. You know, the kind who waits until the last minute to get ready for Shabbat, and then finds herself rushing to conclude her blog entry so she can rush into the shower...
I look forward to sharing many more kvetches and keyword searches with you in the new year. Have a wonderful night, don't drink and drive, and never mix Goldschlager with champagne. (Just a little Urban Kvetch wisdom.)
Here's to a blogtastic 2005!
Esther, the My Urban Kvetch Bloggerette